mitur
it’s an offensive term to use at a person of hindi or muslim descent. also a pretty funny prank call.
me: h-llo, i want to make a reservation.
voshmi: okay, how many people?
me: eight, and my name is mitur
voshmi: what, mitur?
me: yeah it’s m-i-t-u-r and my last name is b-i-n-e-s-d-e-r-t-y. can you please say it so i can see you got it right.
voshmi: my turban is dirty?
me: your turban is dirty!?!?!?
voshmi: f-ck you motherf-cker.
me: h-llo, is your chicken fresh?
voshmi: yes, it is fresh. how many pieces do you want?
me: is your wing sauce spicy?
voshmi: yes, it’s spicy! what do you want?
me: is your turban dirty.
voshmi: your mother is dirty!
called 2 an indian when his turban is dirty. mitur
ahaha mitur turban is dirty
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