Mixed Martial Asshole
1) anyone who watches mma (such as ufc) and believes they know everything about fighting in the ring and/or on the street, but in reality would die in a fight scenario. 2) someone who does not belong to any fighting discipline or take mma cl-sses, but still buys mma memorabilia (such as tapout shirts).
1) justin: oh man i could take that guy in a fight anyday. i’ll just take him to ground and put him in an armbar!” tyler: “yeah, no, you’re just a mixed martial -sshole.” 2) ryland: “check out my tapout shirt!” daniel: “do you take mma cl-sses?” ryland: “nope.” daniel: “then gtfo you mixed martial -sshole.”
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