MIXED MARTIAL FARTS
the winning move in a cage fight its when they are in one of their sweat covered cr-ppling moves rolling around like two querrs trying to find a hole to f-ck and at just the right moment almost ninja like one of them farts making their rival p-ss out due to lack of oxygen thats what mixed martial farts is a true sport for the brain dead
man did you see that double fist and that choke the chicken move he used followed by a hot rectal blast to the face now thats true talent i love watchn mixed martial farts its a gas
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