Mixed mega sours
a mixed mega sour is a “sweet” that is very sour, and is bound to make all but the most courageous puke out of their eyeb-lls. it is a multi-coloured ball-sweet that the makers expect people to eat. the following example is actually a true story, and it all happened word for word.
my brother warned me about these… i didn’t listen, and proceeded to eat one. the following example is what happened then, me being guy number 1, a friend is guy number 2.
guy number 1: holy sh-t. that sweet was disgusting. ‘mixed mega sours’ very, very accurate description. mixed into a pile of sh-t and puke, and then coloured by an ill squirrel’s p-ss.
guy number 2: i don’t see the problem
guy number 1: i just ate a multi-coloured ball of sh-t.
guy number 2: ah
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