mixed (text)messages
when a text message can be interpreted in multiple ways according to the sanity level of the receiver. in this instance the person will either interpret the text as an insult or a dilusional compliment.
ryan: tonight was fun
interpretation 1: wow he didn’t even use an adjective. just fun. not really fun. not h-lla fun. not astronomically fun. just fun. he doesn’t like me anymore!-sshole. i’m going to go slash my wrists.
interpretation 2: he thinks i’m fun! god i knew it! hes in love with me! i might as well start calling him my boyfriend because i think it’s apparent: he wants to f-ck!!!!!
observing friend: wow f-ck mixed (text)messages i will call this f-cker up and see what hes trying to say
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