Mizuno


an obese cat.

a cat that eats and sh-ts, and nothing else.
e.g.

doctor: ana, i have some bad news for you.
ana: yes doctor, what is it?
doctor: mizuno is suffering from kitty obesity.
ana: is it serious, doctor?
doctor: well, he’s fat as h-ll.
ana: no offense but i want to get a second opinion.
doctor: he’s ugly too, especially with that hair cut!

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