mjolnir
enchanted war hammer belonging to the mystical g-d of thunder, the mighty thor.
if loki plays one more trick on thor, he’s going to shove mjolnir up his -ss, sideways.
a cl-ss of armor or powered-armor in the sci-fi games marathon and halo, produced by bungie studios.
when in his mjolnir armor, john could flip a 66 ton tank with ease.
gay.
hi, do you like my mjolnir? now would you like gay s-x? i can hammer it in like thor.
a subst-tute for any word pertaining to anything offensive; can be used in any form (i.e: adj, verb, noun…). most often used to insult someone or something.
most versatile word in the urban english language. also see mjolnir slam
a) while you thought i was at matt’s house, i was most definately mjolniring your mother.
b) wow josh, you’re such an mjolnir.
c) i was driving other day and some guy tried to cut me off. it was such an automotive mjolnir.
d) that was a harsh mjolnir josh, you shouldn’t even try to make a comeback to that.
e) i just dropped the largest mjolnir in the toilet, that’s why i was in the bathroom for so long.
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