Mlaz


a male reaching a certain point resulting in sometimes unexpected amounts of love juice spurting veciferously, otherwise known as mlaz
1. i was looking out of the window, and all of a sudden, he mlazzed me!

2. i’m so thirsty, i’m gonna get a mlaz out of the fridge.
to vomit on a person during the act of intercourse.
i got nervous and mlazzed on stacey.

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