MLE
mle is a girl you cant seem to let out of your life because you know she could be the one. whenever youre with her you cant stop smiling because her presence is enough to make you happy. whenever shes not around you miss her way too much, but when youre together you have no worries in the world. a lot of the times you may find yourself talking with her for hours and hours without even knowing it and enjoy every minute of it. from the moment you laid your eyes on her you thought she was extremely gorgeous and from there on her beauty continues to amaze you. even though she is seemingly perfect in every way, sometimes you may need a black trash bag in situations. but all in all, she is just another word for love.
me: ever since i met this mle i have thought of her everyday.
blayke: it sounds like you really like her.
me: i think you are exactly right bro. i need mle in my life.
major league erection.
“i was watching east indian b-tt lovin’, and man i totally had an mle!”
“wow really, was that good? daaamn.”
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