MLIB

my life is bro

used to describe events that are especially brotastic.
today i chilled out by the pool with my bro, drank some beer with my bro, and got high with my bro. we’re just two bromos-xuals in a bromance. mlib

the hardest decision i had to make today was deciding which set of sperrys goes best with which one of my many lax pennies. mlib

today i had a dave matthews jam sesh, watched some lax, f-cked my girlfriend, and downed like 16 natty ices. i did one of them more than once. let’s just say it didn’t involve sports, beer, or music. mlib.
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the chillest website ever
my life is bro
mason: whats the sickest website ever?
nik: mlib
luke: thats what i was about to say
(all fist b-mp)
an expression used to describe a generally stupid person on the verge of being completely r-t-rded.
a stupid blond b-tch who thinks that a sphincter is someone who helped build the sphinx

kayiesha! stop acting like a f-cking m.lib, stop your f-cking laughing, you sound like a horse! -sshole, im not the one with herpes on my v-g-n-! who’s laughing now you m.lib
“my.life.is.batman”

any action, or thoughts that pertain to the mannerisms of batman.
example: “i beat up a guy dressed as a clown today. my life is batman.”

“my parents both just got murdered in front of me. mlib”

“i just dropped a gangster into a vat of chemicals. mlib”

“seduced a woman who was formerly a lesbian. mlib.”

“today i dreamed up an expensive plan to kill superman. mlib.”
my life is boring. said after a sarcastic comment about what you are doing.
i have lectures all day! …mlib
acronym for my life is boring.
man, i have nothing to do today.” “me neither, mlib!