MLIW


my life is what?

this is a website where there are posts from mlia (my life is average), fml (f- my life), and tfln (texts from last night).
from mliw:

today, the shy girl in my cl-ss decided to bring a cake to share with everyone, since it was her birthday. excited about the cake, i got everybody to sing “happy birthday” for her, only to realize too late that n-body in the cl-ss know her name, myself included. fml

(651): i just saw a dude sitting in a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. i hope your day is going better than his. tfln

today i went on mysteryseeker.com to see what my mission was. it was ” your mission is to get off this site and just be the ninja you are!” i love this mission. mlia
similar to “mlia” a.k.a. my life is average

mliw means “my life is win.”
yo man, i got a raise!

sick brahhh

ya man, mliw

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