M’Lottd


absolutely sh-tfaced drunk, while still being able to stand and mumble inanities.
he was so m’lottd this is all we heard when he got home. “i wenta dog track…you know?…silly dog won!..so i got p-ssed..you know?…ah geez i p-ss myself…anyway…did i tell you the silly dog won?……….uhh what day is it?….oh no i p-ss myself….its crazy….think i might go to bed…bit hungry…might fry up some lettuce….owwwwww i burn myself…..owwwwwwwwww i did it again…….really hurts….didnt know this was your food?…people shouldnt -ssume you know?….come on..no..im not p-ssed….i had a few beers…………………………………………………”

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