mmaged
mmaged= mma + engaged
adj. when a great looking woman gets engaged to a steriod sandwich eating, no neck having, mma fighter who will choke the sh-t out of someone and give them cauliflower ear if you speak to there woman.
great conversations with said woman with other guys can be listed as r-t-rded. mostly because the other male has a much larger p-n-s, much funnier and does not get roid rage.
male 1:dude, jeff got choked out and woke up with a cauliflower ear and sh-t in his pants
male 2: no way, what happened?
male 1: remember that hottie amanda?
male 2: yeah.
male 1: well she got mmaged.
male 2: oh i see, that cage fighter caught them talking together.
male 1: h-ll yeah he did. called him r-t-rded, drove from florida to north carolina and choked the sh-t out of him!
girl 1: oooh, i remember him, he was always so funny, charming and good looking, not to mention enormous p-n-s he has
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