MMS

multimedia messaging service. a form of multimedia message sent via a mobile ie. images, text, audio clips and ultimately, video clips to another mobile service
hey man, mms you’re girlfriend’s pic to me.
it stands for makes me smile. lol is getting boring. use this and make it global!! lol is okay but mms is so much cooler.
-brb im gana go pee.
-mms thanks for telling me.

-hey jacqueline. sh-t i just sh-t myself.
-mms!!!
make me smile;
usually written as ‘u mms’, meaning ‘you make me smile’, and may be used by people who get tired of the overused ‘lol’
dude:”i don’t need s-x…school f-cks me everyday…”
other dude:”rofl!”
the girlfriend:”u mms”
m-ssive meat shadow. when a guy wears running shorts and his package is defined enough to cast a shadow.
in phys-ed jason had mms because his shorts were too tight
moldy m-ff syndrome
when a man is able to detect the presence of a woman before she is seen. due to her nasty tw-t which often looks like a bulldog eating mayonaise, but not mayonaise like h-llman’s more like mayonaise that you left on the picnic table in the sun for two days in july. side-effects include upset stomach, vomitting, diarrhea, burning eyes, and the tendency to stab yourself in the face with a spork.
“mid you got mms”
“what’s that?”
“moldy m-ff syndrome.”
mobile molestation station, aka “creepy van”. typically a full size van, extra points for murals painted on the side, or the ’70s bubble window and/or curtains
have you seen the new neighbors? the guy drives an mms and looks pretty creepy, don’t let the kids out of your sight!
an acronym for “m-ssive mammary syndrome.”
when a girl has very large b–bs, making it difficult for males to keep their eyes above a female’s neck. one very prominent symptom of m-ssive mammary syndrome is the significant number of “cat calls” one might receive on a daily basis.

also used as an excuse for why clothing never fits busty chicks correctly. the cause of bathing suit/bra frustration, and accidental flashing.
-“did that creepy man just honk at you?”
-“yahh, that’s typical… i suffer from mms”

-“yo, you’re left b–b is hanging out of your bikini top, and you have a significant amount of under-b–b going on…”
-“oh, that’s just a symptom of my “mms.” don’t worry about it.

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