Mob Handed


adj. describes turning up en m-sse, usually in preparation for trouble like kicking the cr-p out of some other guys, or as a safety in numbers precaution to prevent exactly that. also applies in work life, when you call a meeting and some dipsh-t brings 10 buddies, or you throw a party and some utter loser…brings 10 buddies.
“f-ck me if chopper didn’t turn up at the red lion mob handed last night looking to get even with frankie four inches. by last orders no c-nt was left standing in the place. f-cking carnage”

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