mob of the dead
a bad-ss call of duty zombies map made by our lord jason blundell. in it you play as 3 epic gangsters and one whiney b-tch called the weasel. it takes place on alcatraz island and you can feed dogs in the walls to get a tomahawk.
crimson: hey have you played mob of the dead?
james: no.
-crimson slaps james for his heresy-
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