MOBASM
mobasm. mow-baz-uhm
noun
1. the physical sensation experienced adjacent to the pocket in which your mobile phone normally resides. sensation is identical to the phones vibrate frequency, causing the recipient to check their phone only to find it has not actually gone off.
2. buzzing sensation felt in the epidermis, causing the recipient to believe their phone is vibrating.
note:
the phone does not even need to be anywhere near you to experience a mobasm.
verb (used without object)
3. to have a mobasm.
adjective
4. mobasmic
multiple mobasm – several mobasms in a short sp-ce of time
fake mobasm – when your phone is actually ringing.
to have a mobasm.
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