Moberly, MO


a very small town in northern-central missouri that is surrounded by corn and cows with many wanna-be-gangsters (you live in a town surrounded by corn, you are not a gangster!!!). there isn’t much to do here, mostly residents have to go to columbia, mo to do anything fun.
only idiots move there kids to moberly, mo.

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