Mobile phone
is a phone that you can carry around, at the cost of making you impotent, risking blowing up gas stations, scr-w-ng up your pacemaker if you have an abnormal heart, scr-w-ng up your heart if you don’t have a pacemaker, causing brain cancer, thumbscrew, increases the number of your specs, ruins your actual social life…
but it has a built in vibrator.
i need to get a new mobile phone, this one has become too sticky.
something that is good for calling people and also gud for taxing.
person1 – oh my god check out that fully sik razor (mobile phones)
person2 – lets tax that sh-t
person3 – and then we sell it for 2 hunge and spend the money on ciggies
person4 – yehhh bro koots.
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