Mobile Statue
a person standing frozen in the middle of a public thoroughfare, street, sidewalk, hallway or stairwell where people are normally walking, reading or writing text messages, checking e-mail, or otherwise electronically absorbed, cut off from the world around them.
i just walked right into some mobile statue on campus because i was trying to type and walk at the same time… i guess i should have gone statue too…
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