mobilebomb
a mobile spinoff of the jägerbomb, a mobile bomb is created by emptying 1/3 to 1/2 of a rockstar energy drink and filling the can with jägermeister. the end result is a mobile bomb, able to be sipped or chugged per the drinker’s desire.
great for cities that allow drinking outside of bars (las vegas, for example) and for taking to parties.
the mobilebomb is usually saluted before drinking by exclaiming “mobilebombs!” in a cheerful tone, unless of course the drinking party wishes to keep the fact that they’re consuming alcohol undercover…
“luis took the mobilebomb to the party and got so sloshed he started peddling stripclub cards on the streets.”
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