Mobilise the Troops


to take a dump. aka, dropping the kids off by the pool. usually after a good session on guinness, followed by a huge t-bone
jeff: hey man, great sesh last night. feel like my heads gonna frikkin explode.

brian: lets go grab a boiled egg sarnie and and a hair of the dog

jeff: hey bud, slow down, need to mobilise the troops before i can get out of the house

Read Also:

  • moochum

    a low lifeform constantly grazing the counrtyside, mooching cigarettes, save bites, drinks, and hence anything you may have, very awkward as a teens moochums tend to have gap teeth and mushroom cuts, as adults begin to develop a rather offensive odor comparable to that of urine, loners most of the time moochums are not even […]

  • moosh to the ush

    got to go. yo dogg, i gotta moosh to the ush

  • rate rate

    used in the north to describe something that is really really good. alternatively “right right” the mighty boosh is rate rate!

  • sour sixteen

    the term for a non-virgin when she turns sixteen. “only good girls have sweet sixteens, you’re sl-t so it’s a sour sixteen.”

  • mooze

    to slowly walk with no particular purpose, barely aware that you are walking. most commonly seen when browsing at products in a store, and often results in a collision with another person. it is less of walking, and more of shifting one’s weight around. i hate it when people mooze. their minds are so wrapped […]


Disclaimer: Mobilise the Troops definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.