Moby Dick’s Dick
a d-ck of a d-ck is a d-ck of course. except for when you can f-ck all 7 seas simultaneously… it is the most “brute-iful” thing imaginable. some people say they have been cured of serious ailments and diseases from even blessing the family supper with mention of this monstrous p-ck-r… one person reported having given cancer… “cancer”. but to the average non-blubber hunter… they would never know… -n-l rippage at such a degree.
father: son, i want you to know that i love you and i want you to take care of the family if i don’t return… you are 17 and you are almost ready to take care of the family and everything we have…
son: but my father please don’t go…
father: my boy it is my time to face moby d-ck’s d-ck!!!!
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