mocha blocked
being blocked from picking up your beverage at your favorite coffee house by any of the following: 1) someone who just plants themselves in front of the beverage bar way before they can expect their drink, 2) someone too busy talking on their phone to pickup their drink and get the h-ll out of the way, or 3) someone too busy flirting with the barista to get the h-ll out of the way.
sorry i’m late. i got mocha blocked at starbucks by this idiot on a cell phone talking about how much they needed their triple shot mocha.
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