Mockaccino


sh-te ersatz paper-cup instant coffee, usually from a machine or road-side trailer-caff, but delivered with a topping of synthetic styrofoam (e237, e441 or e459) in order to verisimilitudinise your coffee-drinking experience.
“…only mockaccino i’m afraid – it’s just out of the machine but at least it’s got some rancid dog-sp-nk on top. sugar?…”

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