Mocko


a family name derived from pure awsomeness. a name meaning people of greatnss, kindness, yet different from the rest. the men of this clan have a way with the ladies, and the ladies are of great beauty.
that guy is so cool and has such a way with the ladies, he must be a mocko.
a taco without any meat. a vegetarian taco.
my girlfriend is a vegetarian, so when we want mexican, we make mockos.

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