mocos de gorila
gorilla snot in english: an actual gel product straight from mexico. best quality of all time (like any true mexican)
-google it you disbelievers
girl: hey s-xy, i like your hair. how do you keep it flawless like that?
-girl touches hair
guy: oh like this… mocos de gorila. gorilla snot
girl: ew! ew! you sick b-st-rd
guy: calm down thats the name of my gel product
girl:oh! what a relief.
-guy aside: d-mn pendeja gets worser things j-zz on her hands and doesn’t complain
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