Modern Day Badass


a person who thinks they are a hard-ss, but are the complete opposite and ruins everybody’s goodtime by manganing to f-ck up even the best situations
tom: whoa, man i can’t wait to get some cuddi this weekend

bill: yea dude me either i hope those b-tches are wet

tom: oh yeah man they toatlly will be this party is gonna be perfect

jim: oh sh-t! guys john is coming this party will end up turning into a cl-sterf-ck quick he is a modern day bad-ss

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