modern music
sh-t, cr-p, feces, defication, shat,
“hey mtv just got a lot more sh-t on the countdown”
“hey dude can i use your bathroom, ive got some serious modern music buildup”
from what it means and symbolises in our culture today, ‘modern’ music is nothing more than commercialised cr-p worshipped by those that cant comprehend the effort put into real music. modern music is often the work of fat greedy managers churning out the s-ssy stylised cr-p in the hopes of increasing their bank balance. on the other hand, you could see it as a global conspiracy wherein the government is acting through the music industry to prevent bands who could deliver important social messages and revolutionary ideas from ever being successful and putting the control of the m-sses via the government in jeopardy. your choice. modern music described in the form above usually appeared after late 2006, and the only bands that dont fall into this category include bands who either started off before the 21st century and have remained successful to this day, or a few notable exceptions such as mgmt, beach house, and a few other decent bands i have yet to discover. unfortunately, the current music scene will continue to churn out this garbage and drown out decent bands who could bring forth a new musical revolution etcetera… so unfortunately for now, its here to stay :'(
dont you just wish music today was made by bombed out rock stars high on drugs with tons of groupies instead of sh-tty corporate wh-r-s and managers who are only in it for the financial gain… pity the underdog, for modern music represents the latter :/
alot of awesome bands buried under a layer of sh-tty trl music.
guy: modern music sucks -ss!
me: really the strokes, the white stripes, oasis, tool, radiohead, pearl jam, coldplay, audioslave, muse, yeah yeah yeahs, and u2 all suck?
guy: uhh…
me: thought so
music with no real value or meaning. basically sound that is only technically music.
modern music, rap, the jonas brothers, my chemical romance, avenged sevenfold, slipknot, james blunt, green day
what starts out initially sounding like pure cr-p, because it gets overplayed.
after many years p-ss, it starts sounding good.
1996: the spice girls plays on the radio non-stop.
“yo tell you what i want what i really really want…”
“nooooo, make it stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! screw modern music!”
2010: 14 years after it is released, you hear it on youtube.
“yo tell you what i want what i really really want…”
“ahhh, good old music. they don’t make it as good as it was anymore.”
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