modernartzi


a person who believes modern art should be burned
man: i’m off to see the tracey emin piece called “everyone i ever slept with” i’ve heard it’s stunning

modernartzi: stunning! it’s the biggest pile of rubbish i’ve ever seen, it’s fit only for a bonfire

man: oh, you’ve seen it then?

modernartzi: no, i don’t need to

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