moffett
an entangled collection of pubic hair after being removed from the male or female genitial area. normally taking the shape of a ball.
my room mate left a moffett all over the toilet after shaving his b-lls.
a ball of pubic hair on, or detached from, the male or female private regions. not excluding testes, -ssholes, or dirty armpits.
“my roommate left a moffett on the toilet seat after shaving his dirty b-lls.”
“i found a moffet in the drain after investigating my clogging issues.”
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