Mohl


one who needs to shave. one who could also use a shower/hair washing. one who feels the need to overcompensate for his extremely small p-n-s. one who bad talks the girls he can’t tap.
“hey! i haven’t showered in three days, shaved, washed my hair, or brushed my teeth- but i bought you this bouqet of a dozen rainbow colored roses because i’d really like to get laid and i realize that you are out of my league (like a good 97% of the female population is). so, s-xytime?”

“gah. you’re such a mohl.”

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