Moist Michael
a prank pulled on a person by placing ones finger into a sweaty b-tt crack and then placing said finger in an unsuspecting person’s ear with a twisting motion while saying ‘moist michael!’ similar to a wet willie.
the female version is called a moist mich-lle.
i just got ben back for drawing on me with a sharpie at the party the other night by giving him a ‘moist michael’
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