moist robot


a living being without free will. coined by scott adams (dilbert creator). used to ill-strate determinism and the non-existence/illusion of free will as a fact of life.
“i can’t help poking a crazy guy with a stick whose religion says you must kill people that poke you with a stick. i am a moist robot. he can’t help killing me either, because he is also a moist robot.”

“yo why you gotta stare at that b-ttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?”
“it’s in my dna, dude. i’m a moist robot.”
a living being without free will. coined by scott adams (dilbert creator). used to ill-strate determinism and the non-existence/illusion of free will as a fact of life.
“i can’t help poking a crazy guy with a stick whose religion says you must kill people that poke you with a stick. i am a moist robot. he can’t help killing me either, because he is also a moist robot.”

“yo why you gotta stare at that b-ttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?”
“it’s in my dna, dude. i’m a moist robot.”

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