Moistache
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng on a s-xual partners upper lip after felatio in a mustache like fashion.
kayleigh said she wouldn’t swallow so i gave her a moistache.
2 more definitions
what a man with a well-groomed facial feature gets when he provides oral stimulation to the female genetalia.
“man, i really like having this moustache. but i’m tired of it becoming a moistache when i go down on chicks. especially when i can’t find running water for a few days”
“the well endowed moustache man was inexplicably rewarded with a moistache after pleasing the old woman’s nether-regions”
perspiration on the upper lip.
it is so hot out side that i have a moistache.
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