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• molliwopped

  to smack someone across the face with your p-n-s. c-ck-slap. dominick: yo how was hanging out with your girlfriend? micael: nice man, you already know i straight molliwopped da b-tch

• Molly Hug

  the sudden feeling you get in your stomach after taking mdma. bro; “how you feelin’ ?” other bro; “good man, im feelin’ that molly hug right now.”

• mompetitor

  a mompet-tor is a woman drawn into the compet-tive arena of motherhood by simply giving birth to her first child. mompet-tors have ready access to height, weight, age of potty training prowess, sat scores, and other personal statistics of their children so that they can compare with other mompet-tors at any time. see also mompet-tion. […]

• Neckol

  (noun) the fold of skin that hangs down from behind one’s first chin, and down over the neck. a double chin. derived from the same formula as the word cankle. you can tell when oprah’s weight has gone up, by the amount of neckols she is sporting.

• Penis Sandals

  something you say when exiting a group of people in an epic fashion ronald slap tim in the face and said “p-n-s sandals” before walking away

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