Moisturizer
a substance that is used to hydrate skin (especially the face) that comes in a cream, gel, or oil. good if used after cleansing, or when the air is dry.
selina: “ew! your face is f-cking disgusting, it’s like flaking everywhere!”
anna: “=( i know, i need to use more moisturizer…”
n. storm large enough to flood one’s bas-m-nt, innundate the streets etc. useful as a general term since it eliminates the need to specify hurricane, tidal wave, typhoon etc.
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better take everything out of your bas-m-nt and move your car to higher ground. there’s going to be a moisturizer tomorrow.
oh, i don’t know. i think i’ll just leave everything where it is and see what happens.
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