mojado
mexican-american slur for “wetback” or illegal immigrant
look at the pinche mojado trying to look bad.
spanish for “wets”…-n-lagous to “wetbacks”.
watch the border patrol chase those mojados.
1. means “wet” in spanish.
2. an illegal mexican immigrant who crossed the us/mexican border by swimming across the rio grande.
3. spanish slang term for getting drunk by drinking alot of mojito c-cktails.
inside a restroom at a gas station…
pablo: (mopping the floor) oye pablo que pasa? w-ssup ese?
jorge: (trying to unclog a toilet) yo pablo, man this work is f-cking p-ssing me off, homes. someone must have been constipated as f-ck here.
pablo: yeah man this is bullsh-t and i’m boring my -ss off here. say wanna come with me to roberto’s cantina with me? i hear they make awesome c-cktails and we’re gonna get mojado over there. plus loads of fine–ss mamacitas too. paradise homes! pair-a-dice!
jorge: sorry ese, but we can’t. we’re both mojados remember? we need ids to get in there and i dont want no one getting la migra on our -sses. besides it’s f-cking raining cats and dogs out there and i dont want to get all mojado and ruin my clothes.
pablo: um… well, i brought some p-rn mags with me.
jorge: (finishing unclogging the toilet) orale wey! let me have that copy of tig ol’ bitties so i can amuse myself in here for a little while.
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