Mojave Mud Plugger
right before your girl needs to take a big dump you push your c-ck in her -ss until sh-t comes out the sides like cheese-wiz. then you ram it b-lls deep repeatedly. the sh-t makes good lube!
note: never attempt the mojave mud plugger if she ate anything spicy the night before.
ann wasn’t being a good girl so i gave here the mojave mud plugger.
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