Mojave Muncher
the name for an act of foreplay in which the recieving party turns their blowdryer on full blast while pointing it directly into their partners mouth, causing extreme dryness, making the tongue rather “cat-like”. the partner then proceeds to perform oral s-x. the acts name derives from its extreme dryness, and to be quite honest. . . the chafing.
“i thought he was gonna go down and get me all wet but he pulled a surprise mojave muncher and d-mn near sanded my cl-t off! g-ddam, i say g-ddam!!!”
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