Mojave suprise
the act of masturbating to a girl in front of you on all 4’s , then right before the point of -j-c-l-t-ng you spit on the girl, she turns around thinking its s-m-n, then you punch her m-th- f-ckin lights out n-gg-!
i did the old mojave suprise last night man! then she went all ape sh-t on me!
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