Mojito Butt Muddle


when you muddle mint in a female’s b-tthole, except instead of a muddling tool, you use your d-ck.
friend: aye man tina’s stank crevice was smelling minty fresh

me: yeah i gave that edgar allen hoe a mojito b-tt muddle

friend: nice bro!

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