Mojo Dojo
mojo dojo is a figure of speech used in reference to a man or woman experiencing something that increases their ability to attract and satisfy s-xual partners.
after the break-up with stacy i felt as though i lost my way with the ladies. hooking up with cindy got me back in the game. she was my sensei at the mojo dojo.
the mojo dojo is the post-modern equivalent of the oracle of delphi for otherwise emasculated aspiring alpha males seeking to acquire zen status amongst the fairer s-x. located within the catacombs of an old london meat market, where it is said that barry white once performed a number of underground gigs in the halcyon days of free love, access to the mojo dojo conveys upon its initiates the secret of easy charm and irresistible s-xual potency. the collective scripture of the mojo dojo is referred to informally as the commandments of egan, in homage to the semi-mythical founder of the movement.
rob:”d-mn, i’m feeling like such a limp beta male these days, i have absolutely no chat and struggle to impress the ladies simply by shamelessly displaying my high-powered tailoring like an egotistical power crazed peac-ck”
clive: “get yourself down to the mojo dojo lad, i hear that one session there and women will be immediately fawning at your impressive command of the ten commandments of egan”
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