molasses junction
the painful situation that happens after a poor wiping of your -ss; the dried feces then becomes thicker and it hurts when you try and wipe it.
man, i was in a hurry after using the bathroom… now i’m stuck in mol-sses junction.
Read Also:
- Nasty Machine
the ump45 found in call of duty modern warfare 2. it is commonly used by the gtlm clan to completely destroy all other teams in any game type. wow, those gtlm guys really kicked our -sses with the nasty machine.
- squoodge
tr. v. (skwuhj, skwooj) to tightly squeeze something soft, such as a stuffed animal or a cat – preferably declawed or sedated “i miss my cat; i need something to squoodge”
- sridahr
a smart man with the highest integrity and moral conviction. sridahr is a smart man.
- Srrs
srrs mean, cool (ku-ru). sombody “nice pruning shear” you “srrs” abbreviation of stone rose roughnecks. srr is short for stone rose roughnecks.
- Pleasure Dome
a way to refer to s-x for those times when you don’t want to say i was having s-x. “hey i saw that you called this afternoon and i called you right back.” “oh sorry, i was in the pleasure dome!” “high five!” a nice way to explain to others that you were getting in […]