moldy tambourine
when you go down on a girl with a yeast infection or std causing a cheesy discharge and the girl has a screaming -rg-sm.
hey carl, i gave my girl a moldy tambourine last night! i can’t belive i did it but i gave my girlfriend a moldy tambourine.
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