Molecular Theory
a theory written by thomas paine in 1897
the theory states;
“chipped tooth hoes give the best bop(bl-wj-bs)”
a girl from the ghetto wih a chipped tooth automatically can give someone a good bl-wj-b because of her chipped tooth. this is because of the molecular theory.
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