MOLESTAVAN


an 18 p-ssenger van with no windows, usually driven by someone who exemplifies a creepy persona or someone with a molestashe. the driver looks like someone who would introduce himself by saying, “hi, my van smells like struggle.”
did you see that molestavan drive by? that was creepy!
a non descript large white van…usually with tinted windows and no plates.
a van or other large vehicle that appears to be transportation for rapists and kidnappers.
stay away from that molesta-van…someone might pop out and offer you candy!!

haha…your vehicle looks like a creepy molesta-van, i better steer clear or you may try to kidnap me!

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