Molester Hug
a hug that is performed in the fashion of a semi-molestation. it starts off like any normal hug with arms wide open but then proceeds to shoving the person into yourself by pulling the victim with your open arms in very quickly causing them to lose balance and then walking away like nothing ever happened. the person that was hugged feels loved and molested at the same time. amazing.
mevan: hey watzup kaylee
kaylee: hey wats going on mevan
(mevan molester hugs kaylee)
kaylee: wow i feel loved and molested… amazing
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