molesturbation
the act of molesting an underage version of one’s self, thus fulfilling the acts of both molestation and masturbation. possible only through time travel.
randy worked feverishly through the night on his time machine, fueled by dreams of molesturbation.
masturbating when you dont really want to
molesturbation
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