molgrips
one of life’s mysteries – n-body is sure if it really exists. could it be true that a molgrips lives by fridge-door light only? does a molgrips truly have a bicycle without pedals that is propelled by one lowered foot? do his gl-sses really slip down his nose so often that he has to push them back up again constantly? does he really have an obsession with ladies of the night from central africa? and could it really be true that he produced twins but never sees them? the mysteries of the molgrips…
– molgrips pushes his gl-sses back up the bridge of his nose.
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